Saturday, May 8, 2010

Early this morning

Early this morning, Vince was getting ready for work. Since it is Saturday, I did not have to awaken early. I usually do, and once Vince is off to work, I (and the dogs) go back to sleep.

This morning, when I entered the kitchen, this is what I saw:

Army Boots, Two Eggs, Shaving Cream, Razor. All placed neatly on a piece of newspaper.

Of course, I stood and looked at this odd collection of items for a while, trying to figure out their connection.

Could it be some weird way of polishing the boots?

In my sleep fogged brain, it did take me a while to deduce what this meant. Fortunately I figured it out before Vince arrived in the kitchen to make fun of me!!!


The Green Cat said...

Don't keep us in suspense...

CC said...

Boots to wear to work, shaving cream and razor to shave once he arrived at work, and eggs for lunch. The newspaper was to keep his boot bottoms off the countertop.