Early this morning

Early this morning, Vince was getting ready for work. Since it is Saturday, I did not have to awaken early. I usually do, and once Vince is off to work, I (and the dogs) go back to sleep.

This morning, when I entered the kitchen, this is what I saw:

Army Boots, Two Eggs, Shaving Cream, Razor. All placed neatly on a piece of newspaper.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Of course, I stood and looked at this odd collection of items for a while, trying to figure out their connection.

Could it be some weird way of polishing the boots?

In my sleep fogged brain, it did take me a while to deduce what this meant. Fortunately I figured it out before Vince arrived in the kitchen to make fun of me!!!